Inkling

David Liu

Girls are a lot like Pokemon, there's so many different kinds. Cute ones like Togepi, mean ones like Gyrados, if unlucky, a Snorlax or Gastly. Adorable ones that absolutely hate balls like Pikachu. Boring ones like Jigglypuff that put you to sleep then get mad at you later. There are ones that you can ride like Lapras. Then there are Caterpies that're lonely and can't shake off, they just cling to you. Then three years later they turn into Butterfrees who're amazing. On the other hand, there's Oddishe who turn into Glooms later on. There's also some Psyducks out there and they're as bad as Misty makes it look. There's also many hot ones like Charmander, but when you splash water on them, all of their makeup washes away and they're not so hot anymore. And Dittos, all they want to do is copy each other. If you're weak then you're most likely to get controlled by Alakazams or Hypnos. Or maybe tossed around by Machamps. There aren't that many slowpokes and slowbros in this world, but there however, many Cubones and Marowak all they want to do is hold bones all day and night. There's also Lickitungs too which aren't too bad, but then there's also many Kangaskhan that run around on the streets. The good ones are rare, the bad ones are common, it's every guys dream to catch them all but none has succeeded. In the end every guy just wants one thing, a Mew.