December 2010
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Guys & Girls: A Comparison
Guys drink to forget about girls. Girls drink to think back about the guy. When guys are in love, they become poor. When girls are in love, they become pretty. Guys can forget, but can’t forgive. Girls can forgive, but can’t forget. Guys break up when they feel love from another girl. Girls break up when they feel the separation from their man. Guys feel curiosity towards all girls....
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“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”
– Henry A. Kissinger
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“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”
– Henry A. Kissinger
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“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m...”
– Carl Sandburg
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“I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m...”
– Carl Sandburg
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“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt...”
– Rodney Dangerfield
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“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt...”
– Rodney Dangerfield
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“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come...”
– Bill Cosby
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“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come...”
– Bill Cosby
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My reaction when i hear my jam come on
at first im like…
then BAM
the people im with are all like..
and im just like…
becausee…
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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
– P.J. O’Rourke
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“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”
– P.J. O’Rourke
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“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
– Steven Wright
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“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”
– Steven Wright
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“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer “Everything Is Illuminated”
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“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer “Everything Is Illuminated”
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“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”
– ~Oscar Wilde
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“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”
– ~Oscar Wilde
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“What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy...”
– ~Author Unknown
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“What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy...”
– ~Author Unknown
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“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his...”
– ~Jim Backus
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“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his...”
– ~Jim Backus
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“The hardest task in a girl’s life is to prove to a man that his intentions...”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“The hardest task in a girl’s life is to prove to a man that his intentions...”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
– ~Bill Maher
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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
– ~Bill Maher
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“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a...”
– ~Jerry Seinfeld
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“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a...”
– ~Jerry Seinfeld
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“When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not...”
– ~Jean Giraudoux
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“When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not...”
– ~Jean Giraudoux
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“我今天明白了一件事情。为什么明明是同样的一片海，看起来竟然会有完全不一样的感受。因为这里多了一个人，所以整个世界都变的不一样了。我今天明白了一件事情，人是可以为了...”
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痞子英雄 ep 14:4/5
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“A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes...”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes...”
– ~Helen Rowland
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“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...”
– ~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960
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“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...”
– ~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960
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“The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The...”
– ~Lupe Velez
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“The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The...”
– ~Lupe Velez
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“No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.”
– Knights of Pythagoras
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“No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.”
– Knights of Pythagoras